Aux Provence

Sitting on my balcony overlooking sea and mountains in wondering how harsh life can be sometimes! I'm imagining that one day I might sell up, buy a B&B on a hill with a sea view and let people pay me to stay and paint my free view! I will paint all the rooms a beautiful French grey and furnish them in beautiful old wooden furniture. Breakfast will be on the terrace, bread, jam and cheese (non of which will make you fat because they are eaten outside). In the evening I will offer a free glass of wine before my guests go out to dinner (this is when I will be at my noisiest finding out about their real lives). Then once a year, at least, I will have an open door policy for friends and family to come and stay. If I go missing in the future this is where I'll be (see photo).